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DAILY COMMENT ON PEOPLE AND THINGS
Nineteen bridal couples moved into
Honeymoon flats, 159 N. Howard av.,
Austin, one year ago. Nineteen babiei
now play in adjacent sand lots.
It is reported that the air out i
Austin is very invigorating.
, Senator Eeall now has a passionate
desire to investigate the causes of
white slavery among baseball fans.
Beall bought three tickets for yes
terday's Cubs versus, Pirates game
and found the seats occupied. He
sent his card to Charles Webb Mur
phyand was ignored."
Why not Lexow J. Ham Lewis'
whiskers and' find out why they are?
Willie Randolluf" Hoist has come
out in the open against reduction of
Willie before election and Willie
after election makes us,;think of'Dr.
Jek'yll and Mr. Hyde.
Also you will notice that Willie is
being very prominently mentioned
by Willie-rrfpr the next U. S. sena
torship -from" New York.
Willie learned from the Standard
Oil letters he had stolen how easy
the pickings are for a U. S. senator.
Jpcko Briggs has been arrested for
attacking and probably- fatally
wounding a man. He usedan. axe.
Wonder what trust, newspaper
Jocko has been- slugging, foif lately.
John G. Shedd isjjeirig mentioned
for chairman s.of the .special grand
jury which is slated to whitewash
those mixed up in the voting ma
chine steal. ,
John G. Shedd1 would be more. in.
place before the. bar of a grand jury
than, at the head of one.
Andy Lawrence has suecLthe Inter
Ocean for damage done tf his repur
tationthrougK an editorial printed
"some time ago.
" Andy is rapidly' becoming one' of
'our greatest little humorists.
1 :. It is nightly humorous to think
' of Andy having "any reputation, that
could be damaged. ,. '
were found attached to Andy, it is
evidently meant as a satire to value
it at a quarter of a million.
3: Anyone who sues, the Inter
Ocean for $250,000 is-either1 nutty or
trying to be funny.
J. Ham Lewis says he will "stand
between, destructive' radicalism and
And what if "destructive radical
ism" and "corrupting conservatism"
object to your 'hojning" in "between
Far be it Jrom us to predict evil
things for "you, Ham, but youknow
what happened to the gent who
butted in,he'tweeff"a man-and his wife
who; were settlirig their differences
Some reformers are real men and
others are like the Rev.. Elmer L. Wil
liams! ' ,
John Rockwell, arrested Saturday
night, told the police he was a 'field
marshalTin the British army and" a
secret service agent.
Wherr John was searched, the "po
lice found one. bayonet, one revolver,
seven British pennies and' seven
American, dimes on him.
Ainjt it funny, what whisky will
do to sonfe "men when it merely
'causes others to have the mumps? v
The Racine, Wis., manufacturers
appear to' be real human beings.
Julius Rbsehwald has. no factory, in
Julius, by the way, tojd a commit
tee of women that he would "give
money 'to 'help boys or men btjnd'nV
to help women because women" were;
not worth it-V .
Julius .'evidently wants the people
of Chicago to love him -even more
than they do.
The Tribune "has taken to referring
to the b'Hara commission as the
0 Horror commission.
The cSmmission having dug up the
horror caused by j some of the
Tribune's" best paying advertisers.
That Jap pastor Bad the nerve to
L 2: " Supposing such a .reputation