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k uiuu, wuiuu js run oy uiie in our mgj America has become too mercenary. Butvnone of the Chicago pastors -who have department store owners in their congregatiori"have hadcour age enough to tell 'the truth. Taking a shot at King Alfonso of Spain is getting to be a regular habit. o o- MAYBE EDDIE 1S QOMING OVER TO SEE US This Is Eddie. JEddie W.ettin, a regular English' boy,. is coming to. America 1 Eddie's grandfather was over here in 1859, and folks icouldh't do enough for him. They feted him and cheered "him and praised him and ran after him as long as he would stay. Eddie is a young chap not much over fi feet tall, rather good look ing, very pleasant and as democratic as a laboring man. He's a blonde with blue eyes, red cheeks and big, white teeth. As to accomplishments this English boy who is coming to see Canada and the Yankees, top, maybe runs like a deer, manages a bicycle like a trick rider, knowa a lot about books, social niceties and nautical terms. s He's a first-class sailor and has the. reputation of J1 possessing wonderful' tact. .Eddie Wettin's proposed desjina- , tion is Canada. But if Uncle Sam should have one of his frequent spells of hospitality and invite the foreign boy over the border to see the won ders of the United States well, if he does, and he's accepted U. S. girls won't let wind or weather stop them when there's a chance to be in at ,the reception. Eddie's chief hobby is to be a regu lar boy. He drinks wine, but no beer: He smokes a pipe, but no cigarets. His best game is hare and hounds and he delights to outdo every one else in politeness.. By the way, Eddie's full name is Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David Wettin. And he is Prince of Wales, heir ap-. parent to the throne of England. o o f- Miss Quiz Governess, why should people always select the serpent as the symbol of evil and badness? Re sourceful Governess Well, you see, the poor tnihg hasn't a leg to stand on. Bellows Does you daughter, play on the piano? Old Farmer ,(in.tones of deep disgust) No, sir. She works on it, pounds 'on it, rakes it, scrapes it, jumps on it, rolls over on it, .but; there's no play about it, sir.