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r 'ThemT has always wants more.
r?"' They fall 1or anything in France.
a.-Voitnan over there has created a
Igreat sensation by declaring one can
"tell from the shape of a child's toe
whether-qr not the youngster mil
Mil its father.
' Merely a. Mistake.
Mr.'. and Mrs."' J. S. Miller and
- daughters are visiting at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Edwin A. Ralph. Mr.
Miller and Mrs." Ralph were room
mates, at college. Green Bay (Wis.)
ff we had .some ham, 'we'd have
ham -&nd eggs if we liad some eggs.
Mrs7-Absentmind What time does
the l':45 train -leave?
Ticket Agentr-Quarter of two.
i UNPARDONABLE OFFENSE
,Heard-you fellers over at Red Dog
kflledaa Ihjin. What wuz it fur?
s "Worae nor that Came back from
.Carlisle and tried to ker-rect our En
LIFE TOO UNCERTAIN
He walked along a country road.
An auto car it struck him ZimJ
And while he rested, in a lot
An aeroplane fell down on hmT
He was collected later on,
But did not manifest much vim.
Could you please tell me how paper
is manufactured? Isell Oldrags.
How am I to tell the sex of my
canary bird? I Shud Wurie.
i Put an. angle worm on a toothpick
'and offer to bird. If he eats it, it's a
he; if she eats it, it's a she.
What should a young husband say
to a preacher who says, "Whatever
you think it's worth," when you ask
him what you owe him for tying you
up? Ibe Engaged. s
It would be wise to stall him 'o
until you live with your wife a while.'
I'b got a cold in by doze. What
cad I'dcufor id? Barrie.
Open?the bridge. -
Ouch! How can'l ge't rid of corns?
A. N. Cobb.
Stand on the register and pop 'em.
P. S. That's an. old one, but the
older corn is the better it pops.
My pet cat has fleas. Where did
she get them? Newly Wed.
Who does she sleep with?,
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