and for one month they kept the
vuoman and her children on bread
and onions and tea until they "had
heard from Chicago."
The woman finally got a 'ticket
from other sources, and -is now in
Europe. Recently, she sang before
a number of crowned heads.
DOG SOCIETY FUSSED UP OVER
LADY BLUE AND SCUT
It is rumored that Queen Dahlia,
the well-known leader of South Side
Pomeranian-society, has cut Lady
Blue from her invitation list to the
big charity ball to be given by the
society lady dogs of the South Side
On the other hand, the Interna
tional Welfare Society of Doghood
has offered to make Lady Blue an
honorary member for her courageous
defiance of society.
Prince William IV, who was en
gaged to Lady Blue, is under guard.
He tried to commit suicide by drown
ing himself in his milk bath this
morning while his maid's back was
Scut has some bad habits, too,
which never would be tolerated in
high society. He rarely washes, and
when he does, he usually does it with
his tongue after a fight in. which he
Scut is in a belligerent mood today.
He says that if Lady Dahlia snubs
Lady Blue she'd better look out.
When asked what he meant, Scut
barked darkly that he sometimes did
not wait to find out the sex of a dog
with whom he got into a fight until
an ear or two was chewed off.
"The women claim they have a
right to an equal share in every bone
these days," said Scut "And if they
expect that, they've got to expect no
favoritism in a fight."
The Dogs Ancient and Honorable
Free Love Society of Aurora has sent
a message to Lady Blue asking her
to join the society and assuring her
of a warm welcome.
Jfcangme. South, gide dogdom is. all
worked up over the affair; old
friends are being-parted, and. various
society affairs that were planned 'for
the next few weeks have had to be
Single women, as a rule, live long
er than single men.
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