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CAN ANYONE ANSWER THESE?
A sign In a window says, "Shoes
Shined Inside." Why do the people
want their shoes shined inside? T.
WouIdMt be considered good form
to wear a mustard pot dress to a
Dutch lunch? Alys L. G. '
Whatkind of glue should I use in
mending cracked ice? W. W.-P.
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Just Like a Woman.
"I admire everything that is beau-
f ul," he said. "You mustn't say such
things to me," she replied. - "We have
only known each other a little while."
i Taking No Chances.
Miss Gertrude Moore played the
mandolin in a concert given Monday
last at Trinity College in Washington.
The whole household at the college
has been vaccinated, Nantasket
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"I've often wondered, grandpa. "
"Wondered what, my lad?"
"Wondered whose grandson I'd be
if grandma hadn't married you."
Please tell me how to remove the
wrinkles from a Wienerwurst?" At-
frieda P. B.
Remove the skin and press with a
hot iron. Do not refill the skin until
it has cooled.
How can I keep on my feet in a
crowded Halsted street car which has
no straps to hold on to? Hazel Nut.
Grab hold of the garlic
What part of Chicago is best for
a weak person to live? U. R. A. B.
Anywhere near the stockyards the
air" is strong.
HIS MASTER'S VOICE
A record of his master's voice
One afternoon they made.
They put it in a phonograph
And then the same they played.'
The dog, he didn't recognize '
The voice, or once look up.
It had no whisky on it, so
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