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"I knew you didn't want to go to
the Bridewell," Judge Uhhr told him,
"Now, you're going to do the right
thing and pay this $50, aren t you?
"If she gets out. of the country,
judge. I don't want "ever to have to
see her again.
Since Mrs. Max couldn't under
stand, Mrs. Max's niece snorted for
"You don't think she'd want to see
you again, do you?" she asked.
But Max paid no heed. "IH bring
the money in a week, judge.
And so it was arranged, but Max
stopped me in the corridor and,
thought the trace of that tear still
showed on his moon face, he said
with an exultant laugh:
"It would be cheap at twice the
price to get rid of her. I would give
$200 to get rid. of her."
"Why did you make such a fuss
about adding $10 then," I asked.
Max colored up and went back to
HE DID AGOOD M51 NE55.
The wool trust gave a senate
finance committee clerk $5,000 as "a
mere testimonial." Jimininy Caesar!
what this country needs is direct elec
tion of cjerks.
One day an acquaintance greeted
me and after a few minutes passed
in the usual amenities, you know,
I paused to admire his beautiful pet
dog: With canine obstinacy, as it
were, the blooming beast objected to
my caresses until its master spoke to ;
it in this wise:
"Come on down-stage, pooch, and
chop the. frozen-face act. Here's
your Uncle Dudley, who wants to
massage your bean and tickle your
bow-wow apparatus. He thinks
you're the finest mutt that ever
dodged the frankfurter mill. But up
your left wing and flag your tin-can
trailer for the gent, bo!"
A foreign inventor had just got a
flock of stockholders excited about an ;
airship that would not fall, when they
discovered that it also would not go .
up. It's such things that deaden the !