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from her anatomy, she was loaded into it and taken home. LAND AND WATER SHOULD BELONG TO PEOPLE FOR USE Colorado Springs, Col., Aug. 27. Federal control of the national re sources was the subject of an address delivered by Secretary of the Interior Franklin K. Lane at the opening of the governor's conference. "My business is with the people west of the Mississippi," Lane told the governors. "There ought to be a court to pass on land questions. Last month saw irrigation farmers as brave as any soldiers, and it is the government's business to treat them fairly and sympathetically. "The time for their payments ought to be extended. The govern ment should be able to lighten the suffering of the farmers' wives, who bear the heaviest burden. "Democracy owes to the toilers in every instance. "A man has no right to land or water for irrigation that he doesn't use. There is power enough here to make Colorado a great manufactur ing state and we want it used by the people, not monopolized by a few in dividuals. The government wants to charge for water rights just as power companies charge their consumers." o o SHE GOT THE LAST WORD Logansport, Ind., Aug. 27. Mar vin Brown is suing his wife for di vorce on the grounds that she is such a "nagger" he cannot live with her. Brown says that when her nag ging drove him desperate he offered her an acre of his land for every day that she would keep silent. There were seventy-five acres and seventy five days of silence, then Brown hav ing no other bribes to offer Mrs. Brown resumed her former occupa tion, and, though Brown hopes the court will give him permanent relief, there isn't any doubt that Mrs. Brown sot the last acre and the last word, i ANOTHER JOY RIDE PARTY RUNS INTO A STREET CAR Five -people were injured, one prob ably fatally, when a high-powered automobile, containing a typical joy ride party, crashed into a Riverview Park street car in Larrabee street. According to Police Lieut. Max Heidelmeier and Aid. V. T. Schaeffer of the 22d Ward, the machine was going at least 45 miles an hour when it swept past them, two blocks away from the scene of the accident Those injured: Frank Enright, 52d street and Union avenue, brother of "Moss" En right, and secretary of Steamfitters' Union, Local 52, skull fractured; Alexian Brothers' Hospital; may die. Warren J. Clark, 332 E. 41st street, knocked unconscious. Charles W. Keppler, 504 E. 61st street, badly bruised. Catherine Mullenberg, " 5147 S. Lafln street, spine injured; serious condition. Mrs. Grace Griswold, 6408 Vernon avenue; bruised. William Finucane, 6221 S. Marsh field avenue, the chauffeur, who was only slightly hurt, was locked up. Machine was completely wrecked. o o THE GAMBLER WHO LOST Elgin, III., Aug. 27. An unknown gambler who wanted to put up a bet that at least five pilots would be kill ed this week during practice and the running of the Elgin races, was knocked "cold" by "Farmer" Bill En dicott, who objected to a wager on death. Gambler paid his bill at local hospital and left town without re vealing identity. o o NO STRIKE AT STOCKYARDS There will be no strike of the stockyards' teamsters. After seeming almost a certainty,' the strike was prevented when, by an eleventh-hour decision, the bosses agreed to grant the men a raise. A large meeting was held last night by the Packing House Teamsters'