The day book. [volume], October 20, 1913, Image 12

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n. y., mondy funny how time flys, sumtimes
a feller that has a hay and grane bisniss in tunkhannock, pa., come
down to n. y. and Philadelphia for the world series
he sirkulated back and 4th between the 2 burgs, seeing the games in
the afternoons and seeing whatever else was to be seen after supper
In his meandering around from one place to another, he diskovered
pritty near a milyen kinds of drinks that aint never been heard of in tunk
hannock " . -,
and as he wanted to have all he could, to tell the fellers back home,
he dident let nuthing get by him
well, he got along all right until-after the last game was played here
satterdy
then he went out and he just sort of mixed up all the new drinks he had
got acquainted with, in one grand farewell party
next he knew, he woke up in a room in a hotell
he couldent think what had happened nor where he was nor nuthing
so he pushed a button and pritty soon a bellboy come in, and told him
sum friends had put him to bed and said not to bother him till he come to
gee, says the poor guy, in a weak voice, what day is this
it's toosdy, sir, says the bellhop
the feller thought it all over, very careful, for about a minute, and
then he asks
what become of sundy and mundy
but there aint a chance in the world that he will ever find out
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WON HEART TO STEAL PURSE
San Francisco, Oct. 20. How
many times should one forgive his
enemies?
"Once is enough," says Mrs. Eliza
beth McCullough of Great Falls,
Mont., on a visit here, "when money
is involved in the transgression."
Austin O'Hara, a "spieler," won her
heart, she avers, and then "borrow
ed" $1,400 from her. She had fiTm
arrested, relented, had him released,
and then he showed his gratitude by
gettn5?70& more from her. The po
lice arc'lboking for him.
CONFESSES TO MURDER
Milwaukee, Oct. 20. While the po
lice were searching for clues to the
murderer of a woman of forty-five
found in ah alley, the back of her
head crushed with a piece of pipe,
her face and head beaten almost to a
pulp with a bludgeon, Harry Dorow,
convicted forger, entered a police
sta-tion on the West Side and calmly
stated that he "croaked" the woman
because he wanted to, but Tvas sorry
she was an old woman." He would
make no further statement. " '
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