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I VJ 6AV eM0UdH-M'OUSHOuLrT
K'EMEMBER, 1 AW
IF QUITE QNtfENlENT ,
"AhJ" said tHe .vjcar, affably as fie
laid a h"and on the shoulder of the
village man-f-all-wdrK; "you're the
very chap I've' Keen wanting to meet
THe fact Is, I've just bought some
new wallpaper., for my study. When
can ybu come, and put it up?" ,
Tfie manTpfrall-wo'rk scratched his
head thoughtfully ..
"WeD,'vJ sir)" he remarked; "Fin
mfgKty.busy just nowv Let "me see"
the scrating process was repeated
todavl b'u I think I could dro'b round
andhang your reverence" bhe day to
wards the end of die week, if that'll
"You seem, to ."be -very iritimat
with1-the Dl&b'ys i didii't know ybu
you hficl met them."
"I haven't met them, I patronize
their -dfessmafieK" Judg
a joe FRblvi BODWAy t
New York,. Oct. 31. The 44"i
street music hall is. the theater bu".
by Weber and Fields last season. It
has had(a, varied career and after be
ing closed .for some, time has opened
Tyitti ,a. tpro,gfam supposed to be of
the continental music hall type. r
, .Th'ere are several very .good acts
besides Mado-Mihty. fortajada a
Spanish singer, Is a woman of won
derful magnetism andfllls-her.songs
With totjasco. ' Lawrence and Robert
Ward.db an.EngDsH Johnny actthat
is one of the best ever. Let one of
their choice bits be recorded here:
i Algie I say, Bertie, here's an aw
fully good joke I h&-d today. What
does a baseball do when it stops roll
Bertie -My word! That is a, good
one! By Jove! ,(EJ creams with laugh
ter). , I'll Have Qj remember that!
Algie buf ybu siHy ass, that's pht
it Yqu haven't tiearfl.the poiiit yet!
Bertie Eh?, What? , ,
Algiey-Thpointstupid! I ask-1
you, what does, a -baseball do whc i
if stops polling? The answer is, it
looks buridJ, t
Long silence. ,
,Bertii?Qh! Capital! More
screams o'f laughter) ., I say, ITIave
to remejnberMtha,t, so-, t can tell it
to the .fellows! ow; jet me.,rqpeat
it: What, dqes a baseball do when
if stops. rollings Jt looks about! Oh,
I say! Won't they laugh!
'ns f v ". Q :-t Ti t Jr j,
TOMMY WANTED TO KNOW
r Tommy was having a quiet talk ,
with his mother. He wanted to know
Why Mr.J.inks marred Mrs.., Jinks.
His mother wasn't able to tell very
clearly! Tommy thought a while!
and then asked:
'IMitHe'r, why cU'd ybu marry dad?"
j'Tbirimy, I married your father be
cause he saved me from drowning?'
replied his mo'ther. , , ,
"Is tiiat.why dad's' alwayp tellin'
me. not to ieani how to swim?" said
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