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"We will just build all over again,"
said Eva sweetly. Somehow Mr. Worthington contin ued to require the services of Merton. He finaly made an arrangement where he was to remain as his private secretary at a liberal stipend. One day a month later Mr. Worth ington was cleaning up his desk. Mer ton stared hard as he saw him throw the money contents of the drawed into the waste basket with the words: "Be sure you burn up all that truck, Hull." "But that money!". "Oh, that isn't money," replied his employer with a smile. "Some speci men counterfeits in a celebrated case we shall write up for my 'Criminol ogy' volume some day." But Merton rescued the money his and Eva's and the happy wed ding was no longer postponed, and the severe lesson he had learned made of Merton Hull a stronger, bet ter man. YES, WOULDN'T IT! "What you so worried about, Seedy?" "What am I worried about! Why, Frazzles, you're sitting on a keg of dynamite." "So? Well, wouldn't that jar you!" new york a verry small thing will sumtimes nock the stuffing out of a perfeckly good honeymoon like a yung cuppel i know that lives over in jersey, where the people use their snowshovels all the year round in the winter they shovel snow with them, and in the summertime they use them for killing muskeeters well, this yung clam and his tootsy wootsy was getting along pretty nice till the uther day she made a pie she had tried it 2 or 3 times before, with diffrent kinds of luck when hubby got home from work in the -evening, she busted into tears, and she moaned out oh harold, i made a pie this morn ing and set it on the window sill to cool, and a tramp cr.me along and stole it harold had sampled her pie on 2 or 3 occasions, and he says to her never mind, dear, what's one tramp more or less in a busy world he thought he was being funny, but it looks like it will take him the rest of his life to make her see the goak MEXICAN CORN Fry one-half pound of salt pork with one sliced onion and six medium-sized green sweet peppers, minced fine. When all is slightly brown add one can of corn and one cup of milk. Set back on range or over slow gas flame. Do not stir. Cook slowly for two hours. o o Charles Normandy of Wesson, Miss., has sold for $1,750 a" diamond which he found in the gizzard of a chicken which he raised and killed on his farm.