The day book., March 24, 1914, LAST EDITION, Image 15

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either commit suicide or get a
divorce."
"Here, Margie, do you know you
are paying a dollar a minute to tell
me this? I am coming home tomor
row, darling, and then you'll forget'
there are such words as loneliness or
monotony in the dictionary."
"Good-night, Dicky, and I am glad
I'm alive, for you love me," I said as
I hung up the 'phone.
Dick is' quite a satisfactory hus
band even if he don't write love let
ters. (To Be Continued Tomorrow.)
(Copyright, 1914, by the Newspaper
Enterprise Association.)
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' new york. a cuppel of wall st
brokers named'smith and peters was
having lunch together and discussing
their friends, when smith hapened'to
mention a guy named bill skinner
peters he remembered bill all right,
bill having stung him for sevrel.thou
send dollers in a deal that just got by
the door of the grand jury room
bill had faded away after that per
formance, and peters hadent ever
herd from him sinse
so he says to smith, by golly, if
ypu don't want to spile my appetite,
don't talk to me about bill skinner,
the miserble skoundrel ,
" why, that guy is so crooked he has
to turn around 3 times to get . his
pants on
well, ansers smith, i know you're
sore at him but i want to tell you
this about bill, his heart is in the right
place '
i'me satisfide, says peters, if his
heart is in jale, the rest of him must
he there, toe
HERE'S '"STAGE -BEAUTY" WHO
piO,EfeNT WANT TITLE
' A
ittt
New York, N. Y. "The worst af
fliction ever visited on me was when
a" press agent got me into the papers
as a 'stage, beauty.' " So says Anne
Meredith, playing in "The Rule of
Three."'
"I don't want1 the distinction. The
record's show that stage beauties nev
er are given any.-credit. for the quality
of their, acting, nor do they save any
money. .They' can't; it costs too much
to live'up:.tb their title."
" oo
vNQgQDY KNEW HJM
"Oh.j'm'in such trouble!' My lit
tle Willie's" got lost!"
'Well, well, it'll be all right. Every
one in the neighborhood knows, him."
"OhyridlTpyirknow Him today,
because I've just washed him!"