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DAILY COMMENT ON
New Illinois song "Nobody Knows
How Dry I Am."
If this thing keeps up and they
close all the saloons, there will be no
place to go but home
But really now, will people go to
church if every place else is closed?
At last it has happened. Pres.
Aleck McCormick grabbed an assist
ant state's attorney by the throat.
Who's a roughneck now?
Did you notice that by the testi
mony in the Witt murder case, those
gunmen were hired by the News
paper Publishers' Association?
Fine business for Lawson, Keeley,
Lawrence, Hearst, Eastman, Schaf
fer et al to be in.
Ah! Now we understand that
three-fingered decision of McGoorty,
Windes and Baldwin.
We see by the papers that they
were sitting en banc.
However, banc is not pronounced
But what a pity it isn'tr
Young John D. Rockefeller is an
avowed enemy of unionism.
Not surprising. Unions would in
terfere with the skin game by which
the Rockefellers got other people's
Having helped defeat the subway
the Hearst papers wanted, the other
papers are now plugging for the one
One reason politicians pay little at
tention to the wishes of workers is
because the workers never vote
They divide themselves up among
the various parties and kill one an
That kissing pastor got away With
it. He won't even lose his job. Gets
a nice little reprimand.
He should worry about that repri
mand. Our old pal Julius Rosenwald yis
home from Europe. '
But we have been unable to verify
the rumor that he was going to es-
PEOPLE AND THINGS
tablish a minimum wage of $10 for
his girl employes.
Guess Julius likes the coin too well
John D. Rockefeller owns 34 per
cent of the Colorado Fuel & Iron Co.
But what good will all his money
do if when he dies he has to go to
Y'know he can't break into heaven
with a burglar's jimmy until said
camel goes through the eye of said
Speaking of the kissing pastor, let
him who has never kissed a woman
throw the first brick.
Arthur Burrage Farwell must be
happy now. He found a booze joint
open on election day.
Arthur surely does have a lovely
time nosing around.
You couldn't tell by reading reports
of the Witt murder trial in the loop
press that the murderers of Witt were
Mayor Harrison can now reflect on
the ingratitude of newspapers.
He loaned the police force to the
publishers to help lick the unions and
then the publishers turned their guns
Well, well, well President Aleck
McCormick of the County Board has
horned into the limelight again.
Aleck is peeved and has vetoed an
appropriation made by the County
Get busy now, little Trib. Give
Aleck a nice notice. You may need
him again some day.
In the new council, who will be
chairman of the Committee on Take?
Now watch the newspapers knock
Hoyne for daring to prosecute their
gunmen for murder. .
Chief Gleason has our permission
to tie a cab to Maje Punkhouser.
We are tired of militia majors,
The newest gowns" show an in
creasing fullness in the skirts.