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In a small country church in Eng-
Lland, not long ago, a little child was
brought forward for baptism. The
young minister, taking the little one
Lin his arms, spoke as follows:
"Beloved, no one can foretell the
future of this little child. He may
grow up to be a great astronomer,
ike Sir Isaac Newton, or a great
labor leader, like John Burns; and it
is possible that he might become the
rime minister, of England." ,
Turning to the mother, he inquir-
d: "What is the name of the child?"
"Mary Ann," was the reply,- Top-
T Nurich (furnishlne his gallery )
r et me see. I've got lots of the old
ters How, haven't I?-
z. fclerlr Yes sir.
gt Ndrich Now 111 want something
for myself What have you in car-
i,toous and funny pictures? Judge.
new york. golluf is the game that
certenly does put a guy on the hum
a reel golluf enthusiast would leave
family, friends and native land to
chase a rubber pill over a desert is
land, if there wasent no uther place
where he could play
a yung boob that belongs to a swell
club up on 5th avenoo has got the
bug awful bad, beleave me
hevhadent never played till thiss. .
spring, but a cuppel of weeks ago an
other gink in the club took him out
and learned him, and he has been
getting nuttier ever since.
last fridy him and the uther feller
went out and had a very exciting day
on the lynx, the yung chap was in
grate form for a beginner, and he
pritty near skun the uther guy
when they had to quit on account
of darkness, this uther duck says to
the yung felleer
say, this has been a grate day,
sposin we came out' again tomorrow,
what do you say
well, ansers the yung duck, i was
going to get married, but i reckon i
can put it off all rite
We suppose that when universal
suffrage arrives the women will In-'
sist that the names of the states be
' x Delia Ware.
Florrie Da. - ' "'
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