The day book. [volume], May 09, 1914, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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NO COMPENSATION
'Sir, I would respectfully ask you
for an'increase of salary; I nave got
married lately."
Manager Very sorry, Horney
hahd, I can he of no assistance to
you. The company is not responsible
fff for any accidents that happen to its
employes when off duty. Tit-Bits.
MERELY X REHEARSAL
- Chariev nrobosad to trie last
' Slight nnd X accepted him:"
10 why, he proposed to me yester
day."
"indeed? Well, he did It so pret
tily that I was sure he had rehearsed
several times."
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. EVERYBODY FULL .,
Sorry I'in shp late, m'dear," be-
Tippler, when he- arrived home
near midnight "Couldn't get a car;
jore."
'So the cars were full, too, were
ay returned Jus spouse as a start-
oC Boston Transcript
- A TRUSTY SWORP
Brown, an elderly gentleman, was
entertaining some friends one night,
and during the evening some of the
guests paused to admire a particular
room where arms of various kinds
decorated the walls.
"Speaking nf this sword," said
Brown, as hie tenderly took the carv
ing tool from the wall, "I never will
forget the day 1 drew it the first
time."
"I thought .that blade had a his
tory," remarked a guest, eagerly.
"Where did you draw it, Mr. Brown?
"At a-25-cent raffle," was the hap
py rejoinder of Mr. Brown. Pitts
burgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
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THE LAZIEST MAN
The laziest man is reported from'a
boot' and shoe shop. NA woman en
tered his shop one day and said she
J-wanted to buy a pair of shoes. The
lazy man, who was sitting on a box
at one end of his establishment, look
ed at her, yawned wearily, and then
said: "I can't wait on you today.
Come in some time when I'm stand
in' up." ' . '
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SPACE ECONOMY
"These collapsible opera hats are
a great convenience!"
"So?"
"Yes; you have no idea how much
room they save in a flat" Louisville
Courier-Journal.
IN THE STUDIO
The Lady Of course, Mr. Cobalt,
they're awfully charming, bufwhy do
-you paint nothing but nudes?
The Artist Can't afford to gown
'em, dear lady fashions change so
quickly.
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A REMINDER.
'Were you in Venice while yo
otre Abroad?'
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forget Were we, John?"
JI don't see how you -can forget
Iyeoice. iiuttb wjrcrtt we gut uac
spaghetti,"
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