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LIKE A PROPOSAL
"That's a pice looking fellow who's
just come in." said the young man
who was dining with hfs best girl. l"Is
he a friend of yours?"
"Yes; irfdeed, I know him well,"
laughed the maiden.
"Shall I ask him to join .u&?"
"Oh, George!" said the girl, blush,
"this is so sudden."
"Sudden! What do you mean?"
"""Why why, that's our young minister."
, SOMEWHAT SPEEDY
"Professor, I know my son is rather,
slow, but in the two years that you
have had charge of his education he
must have developed a tendency in
some direction or other. What occu
pation da you suggest as a possible
outlet for his energies, such as they
"Well, sir, I think he is admirably
fitted for taking moving pictures of a
o o ,
iui vvnMi one menn i
h Gwendolin (blushing naively')
eorge says I have a complexion like
peaches and cream.
' Bernice (sweetly) Cold cream?
Magazine of Pun.
Having taken up physical culture
exercises, Mrs. Jones was asked if
tfShe found it helpful. 1'Helpful!" she
exclaimed. "Why, this morning I was
.first to reach a bargain counter out
of a bunch of a hundred starters."
"Isn't it your son, madam, who is
the adept in physical sports? A cham
pion swimmer, if I remember right?"
"Dear me, no! My son is not a
swimmer. Swimming is common
place! Everybody can swim. There's
no glory in that My son is interested
in sports of the air."
"Oh, an aviator?"
"Not exactly. He fills the balloon
for the parachute jumper." Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Ada and Beatrice had been ex
"Why don't you scream?" asked
Ada, "when he puts his arms around
"Well," replied Beatrice, "you see,
I wanted to, but couldn't, and when
I could I didn't want to." National
Her Suitor I admit I am poor;
but poverty is no crime.
Her Father Er no. Not until you
commit something else. Judge.
A REGULAR SHINE
' "I didn't know Blinks -was such a
"Well, he's lit most of the time."
A person who has an appendicitis
operation is never at a loss for some
thing to brag about
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