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I j i ih ip 1 1 yjm ipa$jhw m mm j mowM w kimpv j3 itai PRACTICIMP; TVs. rniKierr.friv . ,M w- wwiYulJ(UMt lt- 1NIH-MIN5 IDE5 Or AVUlN pnrv-u KtVEALUS CLOWNED MIT ) - I CAN'T Uf?ELS AM t ) x- ( STAND IT! TPAEAMS APPROBATION ) OH, NO HURRY "While a reporter was telephoning his story from Sing Sing esfrly yes terday morning a convict hammer ing on the floor made it hard for the reporter to hear. "Would you mind stopping for a few minutes?" asked the reporter. "All right boss," said the convict. "Go to it. I got 20 years to finish this job." N. Y. Tribune. o o . HER POINTER Clarence Her father saw Jack kiss her the other night, and he was greatly shocked. Gladys Nothing like that need worry you, Calrence. Dad's an elec trician. Life. NOT OR IF NOT "You'll be sorry some day that you didn't marry me." Well, I'd rather not be married and be sorry I wasn't married than be married and sorry I was married." I Judge. n. y. one of the ralerodes which runs out of new york passes by a verry large and handsum lunytick asilum, about 40 miles north of town well, a cuppel of days ago a kind of a sour old gent had to take a trip which took him on this road and past this asilum the trane was crowded, and a yung feller sat down in the seat with the old gent he was one of these villedge cutup boys, with sum brite crack to make about evrything and evrybody in site he had to have sumboddy to chat ter to, and as the old gentelman was setting in the seat with him, he was eleckted to the job of lissener well, the honest truth about this here kid was that if he had had a lit tle more sense, he would of been half witted the further the trane went, the more of a noosance he got to be, and the madder the old gent got finely they come to the asilum, and of corse the gabby yung gent had to have sumthing to say about that so he points out the winder at the bildings, and he says, don't the asi lum look lovely from the ralerode? yes, hollers the old gentleman, it does, and you better take a good look, becos it's my opinyon that befoar long you will be saying, don't the ralerode look nice from the asilum! after which there fell a grate si lense o o MASKED "What a lovely complexion Mrs. Filmgilt has." "That isn't a complexion," replied Miss Cayenne. "That's a disguise." 3CMsr' v 1 &&&PJXX&&&11&m0&w , , W- ,,