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THE REAL CRIME
The class at kirk had been reading
the story of Joseph and his brethren,
and it came the turn of the visiting
minister to examine the lads. The
replies to all his questions had been
quick, intelligent, and correct. Such
as: "What great crime did these sons
of Jacob commit?" "They sold their
brother Joseph." "Quite correct.
"For how much?" "Twenty pieces
pf silver." "And what added to the
cruelty and wickedness of these bad
brothers?" (No answer.) "What
made their treachery even more de
testable and heinous?" Then a Bright
little fellow stretched out an eager
hand. "Well, my little man?"
"Please, sir, they sellt him ower
SHE CALLED HIM
Mrs. Tinker had been up several
hours, but Tinker, who, according to
an affidavit made at 2 a. m., had
been at the bedside of a very sick
friend, was still slumbering. Mrs.
Tinker stepped to the foot of the
stairs. "John," she cried, "get up!
I have called you three times." -
John rolled over, and through the
haze of semi-consciousness mutter
ed: "That so, well I've .got three
queens. What you got?"
HE CHOSE SAUSAGE
"What kind of meat have you this
morning?" asked the husband to the
"The best steak we have ever had,
sir," replied the butcher. "Here you
are, sir; as smooth as velvet and as
tender as a woman's heart"
The husband looked up and said,
"I'll take sausage."
ONE ON THE OTHER
Doctor You should take three or
four eggs daily for a month to build
Patient But, doctor, I cannot af
Doctor WelL then, you must take
a trip-to Europe. Boston Transcriptj
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