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-J J- JE5 KNOW 35ESE
INJURIES HURT. -flBrt
$ irlfess,I,EV hurt! Q;
SPEAKING OF RACES
"Saw an odd race yesterday."
"Yes, it was between two dogs
Ja fox terrier and a dachshund."
"Two saucers of milk were well
placed in front of them, and the ob
ject was to see which could lick up
"Which won the race?"
"The dachshund won in the last
lap." Florida Times-Union:
HIS ONE CONCERN
A member of the Providence Bar
one day met an able" and conscien
tious judge on the street and said
I see, judge, that the Supreme
ourt has overruled you in the case
pf A. vs. Z., but you need feel no
$oncern about your reputation."
"No, .indeed," answered the judge
complacently; "I don't I'm only
ncerned about the reputation of
the Supreme Court "Lippincott's,
n. y. a bunch of theatrlckel man
idgers was setting around a tabelup"
at the lamms club, the uther day,
talking about one thing and anuther
well, sir, says one of them, we had
a little excitement up to my show
how was that, jake, asks one of the
welT, says jake, a fire busted out
a ways down the street and the in-
gines went tearin past, and folks got
kind of stirred up
one of the ackters made a speech
and told them there wasent no dan
ger, but they was nervous, so we let
aown me curtain ana in nve nunnits
the. aujence was out in the street
lookin at the fire
how long did you say it took the
aujence to git into the street, asks
one of the lamms
about five minnits, ansers jake
what was the matter, inkwires the
uther lamm, was he lame?
gee whiz, but they came pritty near
being a fite, i gess if the guy that was
doing the kidding hadent ordered a
drink, there would of been
Lawyer (in equal suffrage" state)
Don't worry, the jury is sure to dis
Prisoner But are you certain?
Lawyer If s Inevitable; two of the?
jurors are man and wife! Puck.
"Was it a case of love at first
"I would hardly call it that He
did not get his auto till a month after
J they met" Judg
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