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TAKING THIRD DEGREE BY MACHINERY! THE
SPHYGMOGRAPH TELLS WHEN YOU LIE
The sphygmograph.ahd how -it works. The wiggling line shows the
heart beats; when uneven1 lie is being told. "
Introducing Dr. Louisa Burns and
the sphygmograph. - '
A The sphygmograph is a scientific
telltale. It fits over your -wrisk'.ex-actly:like.
a. wrist watch, and repeals
remorselessly to all -the world" your
every fib'and failing-ypur,sa'credest
secret, your remotest-kink ofs charac
ter. . -
The sphygmograph, an-infallible
detector of duplicity, has" relegated,
the dictajgraphrto"-jthe-lirnbioof .'utter-usfe&nessL'Mn:raany;p0JicVc0uf33
says Dr. Burns, "it is replacing the
In thousands of homes, also, it
may -soon replace the third degree.
"Now,s dear, put on your sphymo
graph," wifey wfil say before she
questions hubby on his midnight ar
To refuse would be confession.
To submit, equally fatal
Tick'-tock you're a liar tick-tock
no, you weren't at the office tick-tocfc--you
were-out.with th'e boys .