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KNEW HIS VOICE
Mrs. Goodsoul was waiting tea for
her husband, who was expected home
from the city every minute.
: Suddenly but in the road a donkey
brayed. The dear old lady, who was
a little deaf r beamed.
"Run and put the Kettle on, Jane,"
she cried. "The master is coming
down the street. I'd know his hearty
QUAINT ACTIVITIES ,
Eating1 jour words.
? Turning green with envy.
. Wnllriner on air.
Flying in the face of fate.
Grand Rapids Press.
a m nee" nMP
"Is old Doxey as stingy as they say
r vpr He won't even buy a calen
dar, for fear he may not live the year
out to use it up."
hello! say, iss uiss dsb.
TxscS HOSPITAL? tfEU.. SEND UP A
DOCTOR 3giCK- UNO TELL Wt
I V JPR TWO jTTS,
n. y. by golly; there is 3 pritty
sore yung lawyers up in the criminel
all the guys around the bilding
giYes them the ha, ha, about 4 times
a day, and the hole 3 of them is pritty
near ready to shake the town and go
pracktislng up in the bronnix or over
all on account of a kind of a funny
crack a prisoner made the uther day,
and maby he dident mean nuthing by
it at all whatever.
it was like this, there was a stick
up man going to be tried, and he told
the judge he dident have no money
to hire a lawyer.
witch being the case, it was up to
the judge to appoint someboddy to
defend the guy
of corse there is always sum yung
lawyer sitting around waiting to grab
onto this kind of jobs, and this morn
ing these 3 fellers happened to be in
well, says the judge to the stickup
man, the state will provide you with
there Is mr. jones and mr. smith
and mr. tompkins setting there, you
can have any one of them, or there
is still anuther lawyer out in the-hall,
take witcbever one you please.
the crook looked at mr. jones and
ma. smith and mr. tompkins and then
he says, wel, judge, i gess i'll take the
one out in the hall
pretty feerce for them 3 boobs,
wasent it, seems like they wont nev
er bear the end of it from their trends
A MODIFIED RETIREMENT
"Has Smith retired from business?"
"Only from his own not from oU