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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, December 22, 1914, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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"Why does Wombat speak so fre
quently about bis wife? He praises
her in the most extravagant terms.
She may be a nice woman, but why
drag her into the conversation all
the time?"
' "It's a little idea of his in case she
has a dictagraph stuck around."
fBouisville Courier.
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SUlicus What is the age of dis
cretion? Cynicus There isn't any. I know
a man over 70 who married his fourth
e the other day. Philadelphia
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"What makes you think the new
soprano won't do? At first you said
ner voice was gooa.
"I know I did, but none of the other
sopranos seem to be jealous of her."
Washington Star.
n. y. they are telling a pritty good
goak on a yung mother in a swell
apartmint house up on riverside
her and her husband has got a kid
about a year and 1-2 old
up where they live doggs is mutch
more fashenable, but anyway they
have got this here baby, and they
are doing the best they can to raise it
it has a imported nurse, and it goes
out riding in the auto with nursey
and the coachman, and evrything is
did for it which money con do.
and onct in a while, when they
aint out to a dinner or a tango, its
pa and ma will play with it a cuppel
of minnits
well, the uther day the kid got sick
all of a sudden and the nurse told the
ma, and the ma said to the nurse,
get a dockter, quick
so the nurse tried to get the famely
dock, who is a swell guy .and charges
10 bucks a call, but his valley answer
ed the phone and said the dockter
was out
so the nurse she kept on phoning
around till she got some old dpck over
in a side street, that come walkin over
to the house vwith a old leather tool
case that looked like he had carried it
40 yeres, which probably he had,
the old dock he took a slant at the
Md, and he cuffed his alfalfa a few
times, and he says nuthing mutch the
matter with the child, sum caster oil
will fix it up all rite
oh, my dear dockter, says the mo
ther, caster oil is so terribly old fash
ioned well, maddem, says the dock, so is
babys old fashioned too, $2 please,
good nite

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