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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, January 13, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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A GENIUS
At a matinee.
Said the first damsel to her com
panion, between chocolates: "Don't
you just love his English? Isn't it
fine? It is always like that In
everything he plays, he always has
that beautiful English! Why, even in
Shakespeare I saw him in 'Julius
$Caesar' and 'Othello' his English
was beautiful!" New York Evening
Sun.
ASSURED
Librettist That's a great chorus
they have In the new show at the
Calcium theater.
Critic Yes. I knew it would be a
success before the curtain had gone
up two feet.
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NO PRIVACY
"Want to leave me, Mary? I thought
L'you were quite comfortable. What
is it for something private .'
"No, ma'am; it's a sergeant,"
WASTE OF MEN
His Wife This paper says an ar
my of one hundred thousand men
has wrecked a railroad in Belgium.
Railroad Magnate What a waste
of energy! A board of five directors
could have done it just as thoroughly.
Life.
NILLY WILLY
"Did you have any regular sched
ule when you went on your motor
ing tour?
"Oh, no; we just naturally stopped
wherever the car happened to have
its breakdown." Judge.
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ONE PROMINENT FEATURE
"Is he a manly man one of those
fellows who stands out?"
"I guess so, father. Anyway, his
ears do."
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ITS UTILITY
"Well, boy, you've gone and trap
ped a chipmunk. But what's the use
of a dead chipmunk?"
"Oh, not much use. Except it's
good to carry around and see how
many fool questions get asked about
it."

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