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n. y. gee, but I know a poor guy
that got a a-vyful jolt a few nites ago.
this yung feller has be.eh keeping
cumpany for about 3 months' with a
very nifty yung lady
he was always tickled to deth to
have his. trends run acrost him when
he was out with her becos she is sutch
a swell dresser.
by golly, he ust to say to himself
they would start off for the
theayter, some queen all rite, i gess
it dont make the other fellers sore or
nuthing when they see yours truly on
broadway with this baby doll
also this chap he felt like he had
a right to get Into the sundy after
noon parade with mabel because Ufa
is some beau brummel himself
always right there with the very
latest in ties and sox, and a new soot
evry time the style shifted
well, :recently he made up his mH
the time had come for him to tell ma
bel that he was all hers, and would
she kindly mark off a date on the cal-,
ender when they could have the J
shackles of matrimony riveted on. j
mabel she took a complete earfulR
and when herbert had got all through!
she says, well, herbert, before we go j
any further there is just one question
i want to ask you '
shoot, says herbert j
you are ernmg 35 dollars a week,
I beleave, says mabel - j
yes, says herbert, that's right J
now, says mabel you are a good,
dresser and i am a good dresser and
what i want to know is, which of us ,
is going to be the good dresser after'
we get married on that, there 35 dol-
lers a week i
and thus it happens that they are!
still just good frends and nuthhTg"
THE ETERNAL QUEST
"Why should a society man seek
the depths of darkest Borneo? Is
there any chance for his explora
tions to result in any discoveries
"Decidedly. worth while. He hopes
to dig up a new dance." KansasN
THE USUAL COURSE
Gotcha J ran into a burglar last
Jake How'd he get away front
Gotcha He went through me,.
Dartmouth Jack o' Lantern.
Driver 0Flannagan (to his horse;
which refuses to get up after falling)
Well, of all the lazy spalpeens. Get
up, will yez, or 0111 drive right ovsr
yez! London Opinion. """