The day book. [volume], March 13, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 17

About The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917

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WARNED IN TIME.
Mrs. Nexdore (angrily) I wait
you to keep your dog out of my
house; it's full of fleas.
Mrs. Naybor Your hoase is?
Mercy! I certainly shan't let Bldo go
in there again. Philadelphia Enquirer.
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OLD SHE IS BY TH'
NUMBER OF RINGS
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n. y. there is a dame "what Uvea
up in harram who has sum grand
childrun. of korse she aint the only one -what
has grandchfldrun in harlum but she
was the one that was havelng hern
over to a visit which wont happen
agen very kwick, beleev me.
these here grandchildrn were
making a racket that would have
made a boiler factory sound like a
deef and dum asylum.
stopit childrun, good grashus, you
will drive me crazy with all the noize.
cant you try for a change and be
a little stiller for a spell
thats the way she went on balling
out the kids until she got on there
nerves
then little esther, who is only six
years old, hands grandmaw a hot cum
back what keeps the old lady bizzy
with her nitting
i neeriy left out of the storey what
it wuz that little esther sed
now see, here grandmaw, she sez,
you otter not scold us for if it wasnt
for us you would not be a grandmaw
at all
and the peeple in the flat under
them began stuffing the cottin back
in there ears
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CONFIRMED CULPRIT
"Officer, what is this man charged
with?"
"He's a camera fiend of the worst
kind, yer worship."
"But this man shouldn't have been
arrested simply because he has a
mania for taking pictures."
"It isn't that, yer worship; he takes
7iimmFk'y m
.the cameras."
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