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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 16, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 16

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THE GIN PART SCARED ADOLF
f GOAHSAD. ) r-
TOUGH PROBLEM
The type of youth who indulges In
loud clothes and a hat forced back
over his ears dropped into the dental
chair.
"I'm afraid to give him gas," said
the dentist to his assistant.
"Why?"
"How can I tell when he's unconscious?"
ON THE WRONG MISSION
"We played under your window
last night," said the spokesman of
the band.
"Well, and what do you want?"
"We've come for our little gratu
ity." "Come for a gratuity, have -'you
Bless me! I thought you had come
to apologize!"
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