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1 ( MfcHtHA-rt-NtXl HIS COLLECTION Wife John, the bill collector's at the.door. Hubby Tell "him to take that pile on my desk. o o SAY BGOLLr FELLERS Vfl WflNTH KEEP'AN EYE ON TH'JOB AHEAD, BUT RT THE: SRME TIME KEEPTH'l OTHER EYE MBOTYi nUOS ON TH'JOB YOU HRVE JK- hew jfprk. ypa otto herd them Hd a -wren up in a broadway restaur ant the other nite and she was sum chicken too, hut she -will talk plane United States after thisibetcher welt this bird was with a swell party who stick to munny like a tramp does to a peace of soap her name was teresa and it is yet i gess i now they was all orderin lickquicl refreshments but this time when the waiter skids toward them teresa tries to duck a round of the bubble water they all slips the word to the wait er, all but teresa you may eliminate me, she chirps to the feller inside the tuxedo coat iiiet you, he Bed but he didn't as you will see later on he brot her a glass of lemonade why the lemonade, inkquires teresa you said to lemonade you, the wait er replys i said eliminate, teresa fires back at him but the waiter had a cum back too oh, he sez, i dont understand no french o o SINISTER SYMPTOMS. "Oh, Mr. Flipperley," she exclaim ed, sdulfully, "have yoti ever felt a dim, uneasy sense of oppression as if the mere weight of life were a bur den too heavy to be borne by the chained spirit panting with psychic longing to be free?" "I invariably have sucn a feeling at dinner time," was the callous re sponse; "hut hitherto I have attrib uted it to pickles." g