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"Mrs. Wombat certainly has the
shopping fever highly developed."
"She looks at black dresses every
time her husband has the slightest
ailment" Louisville Courier-Journal.
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Hotorist (to chauffeur) Be care
ful about running over anybody
hereabouts. This is a prohibition
county, and most everybody lias a
bottle in his pocket. Atlanta Con
stitution. o o
"They tell me that prosecuting at
torney is very bold in his conduct of
"So they say. He must have the
courage of his convictions."
Grandpa Just hear the baby crow!
Papa What's strange about that?
His mother was some chicken!
POOR FOR GOLF
An enthusiastic golfer, one of those
fellows who can speak on nothing
else but golf, was one day taken by a
friend to an observatory to have a
look through the building.
The golfer's friend, who was a keen
astronomer, got him to look at the
moon through the telescope, and
then asked him what he thought of
the planet To his amazement he
"It's a richt, but it's awfu' fu' o'
A SURE WINNER
"Jonesby had a doctor with him all
"Was he very sick?"
"He was toward the last, when the
doctor held all the good hands."
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Jones What's the Oh Joy silver
mine stock selling for now?
Broker We just sold the last ten
rolls of it for wall paper.
COMES TO R
FELLER CAUSE HE
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