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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, April 07, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 17

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JsLl V Dear's yjcc.y
new york sum wimmin have per
culier reesons for not wanting their
husberids anymore & youd bq, sirpriz
ed to lern what sum wimmin will do
to there husbends when they dont
want them to stick about the old
this is a goak about the old hearth
stone for there aint no more old or
new hearthstones in new yark and i
dont beleeve there is any in long
island either.
up in the bronix there was a wom
an named mis Tono Prociwiewicz &
that is sum name too & i am glad i
can rite it and not havejjq say it jfor
i coodeat my hat easier than say
that name
well, anyhow, this lady seemed to
have it in for her old man and this
is what she done to him the other nite
when he laid down on the loungs for
a rest after coming home from work
ing for $2 a day
first mrs t Procikiewicz gets the
axe and hands her husbend a few
jolts over the bean with that
then she drags him into a closet
and throws him into the corner
then she has a seckond thought
and says to herself maybe i dident
kill him dead enough
and she hustles back to finish the
gathering up the ice pick on her
way in she stabs him forty-leven
then shes sure hes dead alrite, al
rite thats what she told the perlise
when they pinched her
what for did you do all that to the
old man, inkwires perlise cap Wines,
was you mad at him
, 9 no i wasnt mad
i was tired of him thats all, says
the lady
Wife (at 2 a. m.) Wake up, John,
wake up! There's a burglar in the
next room.
Husband (sleepily) Well, I've no
revolver. You go and look daggers
at him. Boston Transcript.
Old Fraud And after floating
about on the spar for three whole
days,. I was. finally washed ashore, sir.
Gent (unimpressed) Ah, said it
wxraTdnt hurt you: to Be -wasbedi
ashore again, either..
o o -
Guest (departing from party)
We've had a simply delightful time!
Hostess Fm so glad. At the same
time, I regret that the storm kept all
of our best people away. t
laii.n i ii rcfrfeiErtiWiitiirii ii n infr'nuafe

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