The day book. [volume], April 09, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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r new york. i gess 1 sprung about
the best goak of the seeson this
morning-when i came to work and
"Beleeve me. I had to have a mighty
'gdoCone to caus i was late' again
- i busts into the oflfls and without
wateing for puvburton to open hist
mouth i says
gee, a saw a peach of a ball game
yesterdy & it was like this
there was two teams playing and
everry feller made a home run
apiece
mister payne then inturjects with
this
i have .frequently, seen, all the mem-1
bers of boy teems make homeruns,
that isnt anything new at all
but, says i, with all these home
runs there wasent even one run
scored
that cannot be posable says mr
burton who onect inturview.ed Mugsy
MacGraw and thinks he knows all
about baseball now ,
well, it was, i answered back, not
even one run scored
remarkable, said miss nizola greel
ey smith
yes, and i said too the pitcher only
pitched one ball at that
o whats this your giving us, said
mr payne, everybody made a home
rin, there wasent a score made, and
only one ball was pitched
thats it old top, i said back at him
well, w will bite, johny, says all 3
of them -
it was this way, i answered, the
first kid knocked the first ball pitched
threw a glass window and the woman
chased em all home & that was the
Tiome runs which was all made with
out any scoring being done
haw haw they all laffed and nobody
said a word about me, getting down
late
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TOO MUCH TO ASK
"Ah, my day is spoiled. I came
off without my cigarettes."
"Algernon will let you have soma
61 his."
"Dear me! I can't smoke cigarettes
with another fellah's monogram on
them!" Louisville Courier-JournaL
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NO ROUND TRIP
"I always pay as I go," remarked '
the careful individual.
"Lots of fellows do that who don't
save enough to nay their way back."
added the mere man. Judge.
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EXPLODED , ' '
"It's the things we haven't got
that make us happy," Temarked the,
parlor philosopher.
"How about the toothache?" sug
gested the mere man. Judge! --.
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