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r. ,JMD TWO GUESSES
i "What's, the trouble, John?"
"Why. sir. here's a note from Mr.
Mahlstick in which he tells me that,
he is off on a little trip and he wants
me to- send his drawing materials
"Well, isn't that plain enough?"
"Hardly, stf. I don't think, sir, that
you know Mr. Mahlstick, I don't
know whether to send his paints and
brushes or only a corkscrew."
, FORTUNATE STAY
Blobbs JBjones is the. most un
lucky fellow's at cards I ever met
Slobbs Then I suppose he is lucky
Blobbs suppose so. At any rate,
heV never been married. Philadel
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a A BENEFACTOR
s Xlimsott Oh, yes. I knew old Sim
son. He 'was a good sort He did a
very kind action, once for me when
the clouds were dark and threatening
tad-the world looked so black.
Eimson 'What did he do?
A MILD PROTEST
Pearls of laughter came from the,
president's room as, the secretary
"Mr. Green is too busy to see you at
present," said the secretary politely.
"I'm sorry," said the, man who
called on business. "Will you go back
and tell Mr. Green that I've gpt two
stories just as good as the one, he's
heard, if he'll let me in to tell hem?"
Detroit Free Press. x
A famous clergyman tells ofa lay
preacher's conference in which a vet
eran described his methdd of sermon
"I take my text," he said, "and di
vide my sermon into three parts. In
the first part I tell 'em what I'm going
to tell 'em. In the second part well,
I tell em. In the third part I tell 'em
what Tve told 'em." '
IN EXCELLENT FORM
. "My boy, Tmust congratulate yoq
"Thank you, sir, -sx " '
"Tes, sir, you've worked here three,
weeks and you haven't done any-i
thing right yet" Buffalo Express. ,
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