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1 AN OVERNIGHT ENTRY
Wife Any fashions in that paper,
Jack (who has just settled a. dress
maker's bill) Yes, but they are no
use to you, dear. It's yesterday's pa
per! London Opinion.
Ted (at summer hotel) Those
pretty waitresses look awfully fetch
ing. Ned After you've been here a
while you'll find they fetch nothing.
J THE EXCEPTION
"Do you subscribe to the old the
ory that the criminal always returns
to the scene of the crime?"
"Not always," replied the sure
v enough detective. "Sometimes the
extradition papers won't hold."
"I see you have supper a httle later
every night, my dear."
"Yes; I'm working up gradually so
as to get cook ready for those'twelye
inning games." Pittsburgh Post.
A clergyman catechizing a Sunday"
school, when comparing himself the
pastor of the church to a shepherd
and his congregation to the sheep,
put the following question to the chil
dren: "What does the shepherd do for the
A small boy in the front row piped
- SOME LANDLORD!
Tenant Our house is in very bad
shape. One of the walls has bulged
out several inches.
Lardlord Is that so? TJTien as the
house is larger I'll have to raise the
"Your daughter's very fond
music, isn't she?"
"Yes, indeed. It's no trouble for
her to practice on the piano when I
need some one to help me with the
dishes." Detroit Free Fress.
Impatient Father You are always
whining for spending money. I no
tice Eddie Bmks always shuts up
when his father tells him to.
Discontented Son Of course, he
does. His father always gives him a