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"How are you keeping your New
"I only made one, and I'm keep
ing it fine not to dance during the
"I didn't know you cared for danc
ing." " "I don't" Pittsburg Dispatch.
"I shall sue you for damages. Your
confounded dog just bit me."
"You'll have to prove it Wait a
moment and I'll see if his teeth fit
the marks." Century.
Maud Don't you think there are
just as good fish in the sea as ever
Marie I don't know. But they are
smarter, anyway. Times Picayune.
"Would you call theirs a eugenic
"1 think so. I understand he has
a healthy income." Detroit Free
, A DIRE EXTREMITY
A timid little girl stood looking out
of the nursery window and called to
her mother: "Mother, mother! Here
is a wild dog." "x
"Oh, no, that dog is not wild; ho
belongs to the man who works across
the street and is a nice dog," she said.
After a moment's thought, tho
child, unaccustomed to dogs, replied,
"Well, his head may not be wild but
his tail is awfully wild." Woman's
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LAND OF PLENTY
Traveler Ah, Miss Society, if you
want to see Nature at its best you
should take a trip through the pine
woods of Norway..
Miss Society Wouldn't it be
grand? And I do so dote on pine
apple. o o
"Don't keep pestering me."
"Then you won't marry me?"
"I wouldn't even be engaged to
you at a summer resort" Louis
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