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"I thought you advertised that this
place was a health resort?" said the
"It is," replied the hotel clerk.
"What is the matter with it?"
"Lots the matter," replied the fat
man. "I've been here two days, and
Tnever saw such an unhealthy bunch
of people in my life." Milwaukee
Young Man 1 have called, sir, to
request the hand of your daughter in
Grumbells Has she accepted you?
Young Man Yes, sir.
Grumbells That what do you
want to came around and bother me
with your troubles for? Kansas City
"It seems to me that Jiggs is ter
ribly' conceited of late."
"Well, he has a right to be. He
wa3 the first man arrested for intox
ication in West Virginia after state
went dry." Buffalo Express,
A tourist "was beingk shown: around
the village churchyard in England by
the aged sextonr.
"Ah, yes, sir!" he said. "This is a
famous cemetery. Here lies Olilver
Cromwell; over there we' have the
remains of Julius Gaesar. And here,"
he hesitated, iis, finger pointing to a
third grave, "I I forget who is lying
"I could tell you who is lying here,"
commented the visitor, looking at
him sternly. Top-Notch.
Restauranteur Anything the mat
ter with the chowder, sir?
Guest Oh, no. I was merely won
dering how" in the world you ever dis
covered so many things cheaper than
clams to put in it. Judge.
ROCKWELL. C? W
"Boy, you're making too much
noise playing shinny in front of my
"Aw, but you can't hear the noise
you kin just see us playin'."
"That's it it's tiresome to. see the
same moving picture over and, over."
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