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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, July 02, 1915, NOON EDITION, Image 14

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the big reception and ball tendered
the sixty "American Beauties."
These young women are traveling
under the auspices of the Universal
Film Co. and while In Los Angeles,
at the headquarters of this great mo
tion picture play company, the most
beautiful of all the beauties was
judged by a committee of beauty ex
perts. For several weekB Los Angeles
girls prepared their part in the enter
tainment of the famous beauties, and
Miss Reynolds' contribution, in the
form of the "American Beauty Buzz,"
was one of the most interesting
Miss Reynolds has been prominent
as a dancer at social functions on the
Pacific coast for several years. She
has combined the poetry of the class
ic dances, in which she is best known,
with the abandon of the American
dances in composing this new dance,
which has been dedicated to the
sixty most beautiful girls in America.
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Wen to the Golden Gate I came
And spurned the eastern thrall,
My eastern friends forgot my name;
They wrote me not at all.
It made me shed a bitter tear
To think that this should be;
But now 'tis exposition year
And they remember me.
They now remember, now remem
ber me.
How can a four-room bungalow,
Where now three adults dwell,
With room to live but not to grow,
Be made to stretch and swell?
Yet seven guests are on their way,
And others soon will be.
Alas! Alas! Alack-a-day!
My friends remember me.
They now remember me, now re
member me. Colliers.
o o
Germany's new blue book proves
that Russia started the war. We have
been led to believe somehow that the
English were all to blame.
Censored War News
Aggie's asking alms for the Artil
lery. Belinda's binding belly bands for
Clara's counting cough drops for
Diana's denting dumdums for Dra
goons. Effie's etching emblems for the En-T
signs. U'
Fannie's fetching fish balls for the
Gaby's gargling goldfish for the
'attie's 'tching 'orses for the EBn
glish. Iona's Ironing Ice bags for the
Jennie's joining Jew's harps for the
Katys killing Kitcheners for the
Lizzie's laundering lingerie for the
Mary's making moonshine for the
Nellie's 'nltting nothing for the
Olive's opening oysters for the Old
Prunella's painting pretzels in
Quota's quelling quinzy in the
Queen's Own.
Rachel's rolling Rameses for the
Sister Susie's sewing shirts for Sol
diers. Tillle's toughening tripe for two
tight Teutons.
Ulma's unwrapping union suits for
Viola's vaporizing vodka in the
Wilhelmina's wishing warts on Wil
Xanthippe's xhaling xylophones for
Yenny's yielding yeast cakes for
the Yiddish.
Zuzie zaid zhe zent zome zoap for
ze Zouaves. Cornell Widow.

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