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A NASTY ONE
Mistress (to new servant) Now
Bridget, I must insist upon truthful
ness and obedience.
Bridget Yis, mum. A' whim you
tell me to tell the ladies you're out
whin you're in, which shall it be,
Teacher Joe, tell me how many
bones there are in your body.
Joe Two hundred and eight.
Teacher Wrong! The human body
has only 207 bones.
Joe But I swallowed a fish bone