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. n. y.--the mayor of n. y. is going
3to call off work for everry body some
ay purty soon and have a great sele
raghion & maybe they will invite the
president apd a few guvnors to help
with the fireworks
plans and specificashuns are being
made to carve a hand made medal
;-out of cold & preshus stones to
give to file gratest discoverer1 sinse
cris columbus stuck his hoof into
american mud and started the begin
ning of the end for all buffalos and
this grate discovering feller says
that his discovery will revolutionize
. the hole writing bizzness and stop 98
per cent of all cussing done by siv-
Tilized peeepel $
T a l wj9a Atmn1n wavier txta1
xjc Uisa mauc tuuuuuu ycuo rtuin.
and.you dont have to cuss or shake
e ink all over the carpet and then
se a lead pensil
he says with his new discovery you
4ftan make a fountain Den work as well
r J all you got to do this is the dis-
ynvfnr oaJrTi vniir pars npp.lp.ri nil
L-you got TO do the grate discoverer
C?ay8 s to keep a bttel f lnk handy
ana cup me iuuuuuu pen in mat
p.vrrv 2l Rnc.nnds denendlne.mnre nr
fcjess ou how big a gob of ink you get
on it as each dip
"I've taken the most important
step toward building a fashionable
"Let the contract, have you?"
"No. I've selected a fancy name
fpr the building." Judge.
Ty Cobb maybeso gleatest Melican.
Missa Cobb, him getee more vote
than Plesident Wilson.
Missa Cobb makes more runabout
than Henly Ford.
Him hit ball and then runnee liken.
Maybeso battee somebody on noae
allasammee say him gleat man!
Upon reaching an irrmassibla
-stretch in the Yellowstone park, the
driver of the coach turned to his pas
sengers and said:
"Prom this point the road is only
accessible to mules and donkeys. I
must therefore ask the -gentlemen to
get out and proceed on foot"
"Say, I saw something without any
legs running all over the rocks just