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new york. sum peepel in this burg
think there ain't nuthing in america
the other side of orange, n. j., eckcept
a cuppel of farms and they aint never
there's a young dame like that liv
ing neer our home
she, trades at the same butcher
shop that ma buys our meat from &
the other day she breezes in with a
basket over Tier arm
i got sevral hame in hear last
month she says to the butcher and
, they was fine
i am glad you like em, maam, the
butcher replys playing a tune on the
' cash register
yes, the lady keeps on, and have
you got any more of them
sure we have maam, i have got 10
of them hams hanging up in the ice
box rite now
o how nice, replys the dame, and
; are you sure they come off the same
pigs the others what i bought did
well its like this maam, them pigs
was hogs all rite but they wasent
centerpedes, outside of that the hams
is all rite
then i gess i will take a little beef
stake, she said.
"Do you think only of me?" mur
mured the bride. "Tell me that you
think only of me."
"It's this way," explained the groom
'gently. "Now and then I have to
t think of he furnace, my dear."
Cholly (to shopman) I say aw
could you take that yellow' tie with
the pink spots out of the show win
dow for me?
Shopman Certainly, sir. Pleased
to take anything out of the window
any time, sir.
Cholly Thanks, awf'ly. The beast
ly thing Tjothaws me every time I
pass. Good mawning. Christian
Suburbs How's your new baby,
Dick? Don't you find it brightens
up your home wonderfully?
Dick Yes the electric light bill
has trebled this month!
Passenger (entering car) Fine
Conductor Fare. Brooklyn Eagle.
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WUH.THEV CELL IT!