The day book. [volume], November 17, 1915, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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fc new york. a lot of peepel like
sourkraut but verry few of them
- know why they like It
r but there is 1 man in n. y. who has
I found out why peepel like sourkraut
' & he has gone broke lerning that
,' much
f
v well, this feller, who's name is
tomas t gilmann had a brite lite in
. his bean last summer
he says to his self i will get rich
w as john D. in a jiffy for i have invent
ed something what will take the smell
out of sourkraut & if i cant make
enuff $$$ that a way i will invent a
way to take the smell out of limeber
ger cheese get still wellthyer
so he buys a lot of cabbage heds,
sevral car lodes and puts up all the
smelless sourkraut that his place
wood hold
. resently he started to advertize his
sourkraut without a smell & made
i kwite a few sales, but none of his cus
tomers came back for more, which
, was strange, the fellow thought
Z i so he hotfoots it over to one of his
customers and says why don't you
jbuy some more of my sourkraut
, he customer said, i don't like it be
cause when i eat that kind of sour
kraut i dont know its sourkraut be-v-cause
i cant smell it
so the pore storekeeper dumped all
his stock in the river
but he lerned a lesson which is-that
peepel like sourkraut smell better
than they do sourkraut 1
TODAY'S BELLRINGER
Gen. Von Hindenburg is a hard
working general. Once, in Galicia, a
much-dressed-up princeling entered
the field marshal's headquarters. He
was fresh from Berlin dressed to
the minute.
"I have the honor " began the
visitor.
"I know you have the honor
and I have the work!" snapped the
field marshal. "What do you want?"
THOSE PESSIMISTS AGAIN
Friday night my little boy asked
his grandpap the difference between
a pessimist,and an' optimist.
"An optimist thinks the times are
ripe the pessimist thinks they are
rotten," said the old gent. Barney.
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HE KNEW
Doctor Now, Tommy, the season.
ior green apples has
Tommy I know, doc. I've got iar
side information.
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