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The depression in business caused
a local jeweler to discharge his ex
perienced man, replacing him with
a high school graduate a youth
just out of school. He appeared very
anxious to learn, and the proprietor
at the end of the first week was
much pleased with results. One day
the merchant was obliged to be away
from the store and upon his return
"Well, Frank, did you sell any
thing while I was out?"
"Yes, sir, I sold five plain band
"Fine, my boy!" said the jeweler
enthusiastically. "We 11 make an Al
salesman out of you one of these
days. You got the regular price for
them, of course?"
"Oh, yes, sir. The price on the
inside was 18c, and the man took all
that was left, sir." Harper's Mag
Manager I'm disgusted with the
mistakes that new man makes! He
gets everything balled up!
Assistant Manager Oh, well,
some of the best guys are that way
at first He may "bring home the
Manager He won't unless we
send him for ham. Judge. .
First Girl Did you notice that
goodlooking fellow who sat right
back of us at the theater?
, Second Girl Oh, the handsome
chap with the red tie and a tan suit,
who wore his hair pompadour? No,
Sir: The following was over
heard in our office today:
"Joe says he can marry any girl
"I don't doubt it Anybody could
marry a girl that Joe pleases."
Old Gent My Boy, what is it that
binds us together and makes us bet-i
ter than we are by nature?
Bobby Corsets, sir.
AND HE USED IT
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"Wot's the matter, Bud? You looK
"Aw, pa and me was playing hunt
the slipper an' pa found it"
My boy, beware the baby-stare
Because, if it's a bluff,
She knows too much and if it's not,
She doesn't know enough! Ldfe