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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, February 21, 1916, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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n. y. wiilium nicely is one of them
,young blades that has a veny fine
time hitting the high spots -with the
bunch but some of the spots aint
verry high in other peepers estima
shuns & wiilium & his gang aint so
proud of it at that
usualy they all got purty well heted
M up befour they wood turn in at about
3 g. m. which was there own bizness
i gess until willuni desided to get the
matrimonial shackles rivited on him
along with a swell wren he had lined
still, being as crazy as a fox, willum
figgured that onct in a while he copd J
get out with the boys & hck up a littel
licker without the wife getting next
that's what he thought
so the other day wiilium and the
gurl gets a license and trots around
to the preecher to have the not tyed
after he had done it the preecher
gives the cuppel a littel advise which
neerly wood have prevented any wed
ding atall if it had been handed out
soon enuff
getting verry sollem, the preecher
turned this string of words loose on
the cuppel:
the marrage state imposes varius
dooties, for the husbend must protect
the wife
and wiilium butted in with a i will
also, said the preecher, the wife
must foller the husbend where ever
he goes
. and the bride said i will too, but
wiilium said goodnite gang and all
you broadway barkeeps, i got a trail
er on now for sure
"Yassah! Brudder Bones sho' flog
ged me, and flogged me plenty! He
knocked me down and drug me
around and beat and mauled me twell
muh tongue hung out"
"What yo'-all gwine to do "bout it,
"Do? What kin I do? De genie
man done disavow de whole inci
dent!" o o
A minister came to the Episcopal
church, at Williamsport, Pa., to speak.
"Do you wish to wear a surplice?"
asked the rector.
"Surplice!" cried the visitor. "Sur
plice! I am a Methodist. What do I
know about surplices? All I know
about is a deficit!" New York Even
ing Post
Minister Tommy, I'm surprised.
Don't you know that good little boys
don't skate on Sunday?
Tommy Yes, and rm glad dey
don't dere's more room on de ice
for us boys who do.
o o
When a man tells his wife he would
never marry a second time, she is apt
to wonder whether it's his devotion ;

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