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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 01, 1916, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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new york. mrs. medders allways
trys to bring up her childrun rite
which, is like-most of our mothers &
besides maiking her littel gorgie go
to Sunday skool every sundy she
maiks him get down on his knees &
say his praries too befour he dast slip
in to the hay to grab a bunch of
but the trubbel with gorgie is that
he wants to stay up nites until he
is so sleepey that he aint got time to
say his praries & his ma has to keep
her lamps on him or he wood give the
gate to his praries
last nite i went up to gorgie's
house to stay all nite becaus 1 wanted
to pay back a visit he had made to
my house the nite befour when he
stayed all nite with us and we had a
bully good time both nites playing
and raizing a ruff house until mrs
medders said you boys had better go
to bed now
& we went
gorgie hussled threw .with his
praries becaus he was going to have
a piller fite after his ma went back
down stares which got him in bad,
maiking him skip sevrul parts of his
praries but his ma was lissening &
she says to gorgie
sonny, i think you forgot to in
klude father in your prarer
alrite, ma, gorgie said as he piled
outer the bed and got down on his
nees for the 2nd time
"dere God" gorgie said, "i cleen
forgot pa in my last prarer, now
woodent that jar you"
Ptowper to Cossack's
Modern School Boy Teacher,
would you mind telling my chauffeur
I'm kept in and that he'll have to
wait? Puck.
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He When is a joke not a joke?
Shee Well?
He Usually. Wisconsin Awk.
The most catching disease i know
is insomnia when the baby ha? rtt
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