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"Ton can't guess the wonderful
news!" exclaimed Mrs. Tinkle to her
friend Miss Dimple, who had dropped
in for a call.
"Gracious!" exclaimed Miss Dim
ple. "Tell me quick -what it is!"
Mrs. Tinkle rocked back and forth
in quiet delist at the other's interest-
"No." she said, "you have
"Bessie Bentley and Jack Warner
"Mr. and Mrs, Crabley have agreed
"No! Guets again."
"Josephine Ward and Billy Combes
have broken their engagement?"
"No! Oh, won't my husband just
laugh when I tel him you couldn't
,fWelL noir you must tell me!"
. "Our baby has a tooth." Judge.
THE FAT MAN'S DEFI
(In Vers Libre.)
And, when I'm shy
A jit, I walk, , f
Which everybody says
I'd like to run,
But can't because
I shake. I'm
Getting tired of
Having people ask
Me if my heart is bad.
My heart is good.
It beats some
Well, anyway, I
Can take a bath
And pull the plug;
And any chair I sit in
Sure is nice and f uH.
B. Stinger in "Stung."
HATS FOR EGGS
Eggs taken at Miss Zimmerman's
millinery store. I will take your eggs
in exchange for your spring and
summer hats. Market prices paid.
Adv. in Sabetha (Kan.) Star,
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Doubtful Tenant This house,
would suit, but I ' don't like that
1eastly factory oposite.
Agent's War-Time Representative
Oh, that's only a new gunpowder
works. It may blow up any minute,
Passing Show (London).
Anvbodv can cet alone with a. sin
gte-track mind if it ha3 plenty
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