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be away out in front now."
Red Sox Fan: "We'd be so far in
front now if Speaker was with the
club that there would be nothing to
this race." ,
Indian Fan: "If Guy Morton had
not injured his arm seven weeks ago
Cleveland never would have been
Yankee Fan: "If Baker, Gilhooley
and Cullop had not been injured just
think of the pipe those Yankees
would be having."
VALUE FROM STUMPS
By means of an apparatus describ
ed in the current issue of the En
gineering Record, the stumps of
trees left after logging operations in
leaf pine timber lands have been
converted from a source of expense
into an asset The device is in the
shape of a hood that sets over the
ctump and distills as much as seven
teen gallons of heavy pine oil from
it The process converts the stump
itself into a fine grade of -charcoal
and dstroys it far enough under
ground to permit plowing.
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LOOK OUT! EVERY KNOCK MAY
TURN INTO A BOOST
Leave the hammer at home! No,
this isn't a suggestion for a sign or
a motto card. It is a tip to irate
wives who are preparing to go to
court to make indifferent husbands
come across with some dough for
support Hitherto many wives have
considered a hammer more neces
sauy than any other equipment and
they have wielded it quite dextrous
ly, but no more!
Mrs. Fred Haas had her husband,
a telegraph operator, brought into
court of domestic relations for not
heeding the court order at all times
to pay her $9 a week. She declared
he is three weeks in arrears.
"I was sick," said Fred. "The heat
knocked me out so I couldn't work,
so I fell behind a couple of weks."
"Heat nothing!" sniffed Mrs. Haas.
"He wasn't sick with the heat at all!
He went on a drunk!"
"Oh, don't get your hammer out!"
said Judge Wells. "That won't get
"No!" affirmed Fred, who agreed
with the court.
"You will pay $27 immediately or
go to jail for contempt of court,"
said the judge to Fred. "
The smile of approval faded from
Fred's face. "If you'll give me until
Saturday I'll pay her $40," he of
fered. The offer was accepted, but Fred
did a little figuring and brought it
down to $36. The judge agreed to let
him go until Saturday, and if $36 is
not paid then he goes to jail.
TODAY IN ILLINOIS HISTORY
August 3, 1732 The French king
and his- ministers recommended to
the governor of the province of
Louisiana that he appoint certain
young French boys to live among
the various Indian tribes of the Mis
sissippi Valley, in order that they
might learn the Indian language and
customs and act as interpreters and