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She was an enticing picture to her
admirer as she daintily -wiped the
suds from hen little hands on the
great enveloping apron she wore, as
she tripped to the kitchen and re
turned with a glass and handed it
to him.
He made a clumsy task of pumping
and Hazel had to show him how to
manage the crank handle. Then both
laughed and her embarrassment was
gone.
He referred to their first meeting.
Hazel told him the story of her won
derful dress. Who could resist her
truth and simplicity? Not Gordon
Marie, heart-hungry for real love,
and here he found it
In after years Hazel Marie had a
whole wardrobe of the latest gowns,
but the one in which she had first
flashed into the presence of her de
voted husband she kept as a cher
ished memento.
FABLE
Once upon a time a man mooched
into ye barber shoppe to get ye shave
and ye barber shaved him and didn't
suggest to ye patron if there were any
other services he could render
thereof.
KNUTTY KNOWLEDGE
A tree's age can be told by the
rings on the trunk, but this method
doesn't hold good with case of a jelly
roll.
AM guests are requested to bolt
their doors on retiring and leave the
keys at the office. Sign in Tacoma
hoteL
A fly-swatter, likewise a bean
blower, is seldom used by the natives
of Voozzebla when hunting ele
phants. After 17 years' experimental work
a Dallas professor finds that a hard
boiled egg can't be made soft by un
boiling it
Eaters who have trouble picking
up the cream served on pie with a
fork can overcome this difficulty by
psang. a-juece of sponge cake.
EGYPTIAN GOWN WILL
POPULAR THIS WINTER
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Cleopatra may have presented her
self to Anthony in a gown like this,
for this evening creation recalls
memories of bygone Egypt, The em
broidered Egyptian design 4s on a
robe of black velvet, hanging from
shoulder straps, also of Egyptian de
sign. Experts predict it will be a
popular winter style.
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