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Two soldiers caused some amuse
ment at a golf course the other day.
The first man teed up- and made a
mighty swipe, but failed to shift the
ball. The miss was repeated no few
er than three times.
His pal was unable to stand it any
"For heaven's sake, Bill," he broke
out, "hit the bloomin thing. You
know we have only four days' leave."
LIKE ALL THE REST
Miss Fortyodd has been aroused
from her slumbers by a rather awk
ward burglar. Thinking to quiet her,
the burglar said gently:
"I don't want you, lady; only your
Whereupon Miss Fortyodd sniffed
contemptuously and replied:
"Get out! You're just like all the
rest of them!" Puck. .
FRESH FROM THE MINT
A returned vacationist tells of be
ing in a country store when a little
. jjirl entered with op. egg in her hand.
"Give me an egg's worth of tea,
please," she said to the storekeeper.
"An' ma says you might weigh out
a negg's worth of sugarr too, 'cause
the black hen is cluckin' an' I'll be up
again in a minute."
WENT OFF UNEXPECTEDLY
Wallace (reading) Great guns! I
see that Swellbody, cashier of the
'Steenth National, has skipped, out
with $50,000 of the bank's fuda:
Mrs. Wallace My! Isn't he one of
the big guns of society, John?
r Mr. Wallace Yes, but nobody
seemed to know "he was loaded.
Fair One Where are women's
Floorwalker Anywhere between
the neckwear and the hosiery,
- madam. Froth.
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- Mother Sh! Freddy! You should
not laugh so loudly in public!
Freddy I didn't mean to. I was
smiling when all of a sudden the
smile busted. Puck.
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