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HEADED FOR IT
They had lost their way in. their
new and expensive car.
"There's a sign, dear," she said to
her husband, who got out of the car
and flashed his flashlight on the
"Are we on the right road?" she
He read: "To the Poorhouse."
"Yes," he answered. "We're on
the right "road and we didn't know
it" Ladies'-Home Journal.
Up until 1698 the Amazons used to
sharpen pencils at the other end.
Mopping up gravy from a plate
with a piece of bread may not be
good form, but it's good taste.
Rubber currency was used by the
natives of Wowwow until a slicker
got. wise he could stretch a V into
There isn't any difference in time
when eating a bowl of soup to start
at the bottom of the bowl and eat
up. or start at the top and eat down.
"What are you going to make out
o' Josh?" inquired Parmer Perkins
of Parmer Bates.
"A lawyer, I guess," said- the fa
ther doubtfully. "Ma wants him to
b& a doctor and he's going to be a
professional man. But we'd want
to show our confidence In him, and I
figger out that it 'ud be safer to take
Josh's law than his medicine." La
dies' Home Journal.
First Small Boy Teacher won't
let me in school 'cause I met a
Second Small Boy Gee! You're
always lucky. life. .
A WISE GUY
"So Jack is going to get married.
He doesn't know when he is well off."
"Maybe not; but he knows when a
girl's father Is well oft" i
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Inquiring Lady How much milk
does your cow give a day?
Truthful Boy 'Bout eight quarts,
Lady And how much of that do
Boy 'Bout 12 quarts, lady. Lon
don Saturday JournaL