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new york there was a man giving
a lecksure over in hoboken the other
nite & a bunch of fresh nuts had the
hunch they cood" get a littel fun out
of it, they having pade there way in
because they thought it was going
to be something else
so 1 lad hops up when the profes-'
ser was neerley threw & says to him,
perfesser can you tell me why a gurl
always shuts her eyes when she is
& the prof, looks at him an says
does your gal do that & the feller
says she does
well, remarked the prof, why dont
you look into the looking glass &
then you will see why she shuts her
that settled that feller
anuther 1 got up & says perfesser
why is it that wet tee leeves will kill
then he thought he had the prof.
alrite, for the prof, thought a long
time befour he comes back
well, he says, it is like this, when
a pore littel cockroach comes along
he sees the tee leef & the oder goes
to its head somewhat so it cant think
anny more cleerley than some of-my
kwesshunners appear to, so it says
to itself, heer is a nise blanket & the
nite is cool so i will wrap myself in
, the blanket
it does that (verry thing but as the
leef is wet, the poor littel cockroach
catches cold & dies
now has anny boddy anny more
kweshuns to ast me, and they dont
Once upon , a time a man over
slept an hour, and in hurrying to get
dressed his shoestring didnt break.
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BH 6oSH, ITH0U6HT WU
TELL ME CHAeuE, WHICH '
IS THE MEBR.IEST LET7ET?
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r . . . i l havc .
'U BECAUSE ITS
"I see a careo of dvestuffs cam a.
"But it is said that none of them
are intended for the bureau of engraving."
'That's all rieht Our monev will
go, even if a little.faded, but our ho
siery must be just right" '