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new york. a lawyer tells a good
goak about a feller up in the state
who coodent get a devorse from" his
this pore gink had the wool pulled
over his eyes' in grate shape & he
dident wake up to it untill he was
married to the widow woman that
owned a farm which aint worth
this feller was hired to work on the
plase, the widder lady saying as how
she thought there was gold in .the
creek, and hires him to dig all around
there to see.
well he runs across some stuff that
looks like gold but he don't say a
word to noboddy, only he asts the
widder to marry him in a hurry,
thinking if she knowed what a gold
mine she had on the farm she wood
ent many him
the next day after the wedding he
takes what he thought was gold to
a man to ecksamine it & he says this
aint no gold, its just some fillings of
gee whiz, but you oughter seen
that gink leg it back to the farm and
tell his wife about it
v sure, she said, i knowed itall along
for i scattered the stuff there and i
knowed when you ast me to -marry
that you had found em.
then he sood for devorse, but the
judge tells him to go chase his self
around the block, or words to- that
' o o
"Gee, that guy looks as though
he'd been paint the old town red."
"True, but not with water colors."
uefce: w4at is it Tl
7is. see.'.1.' '
Up till 1373 the Weejee Indians
made pancakes with only one side.
The natives of Fatima, Uraguay,
are very fond of salt They even put
salt on salt when it is served.
Since the inventor went down with
hie invention in 1640 there hant
teen a rowboat made with a tail gata