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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, November 15, 1916, LAST EDITION, Image 15

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new york there is nothing so
sweet as revenge is old stuff but
when you can get revenge & your fel
ler back at the same time, that's a
horse of anuther color.
- mrs. medders that lives on 113 st
had a hired gurl that pulied off that
stunt & got away with it
she got the house 'all scared the
other nite by going to the upstares
winder & yelling police! & purty soon
the cop comes hussling over & dont
find nothing to pinch so he goes
away agin
then mrs. medders hunted up the
hired girl & says to her what for did
you call the police when there wasent
annything rong
well, said the girl that cop throwed
me over last week for the cook next
door & tonite i lamped him in the
kitchen with her setting down to a
meal & i hollered for the police so
he-wood came & leeve his dinner
but, replyd mrs. medders, that
wont stop him from going back
it wont, wont it, ast the girl, you
just wate & see him go back and find
the meal all cold, for i know him &
nothing makes him sorer than -to
have to eat cold meals
sure enuff, mrs. medders told my
ma just yesterdy that her hired girl
was going with that cop agin & the
cook next door is makin eyes at the
janitor across the way
o o
LUCKY GUY A fellow who got
something you wanted.
CON GAME See 6-day bike race.
There is many a sight between the
bathhouse and the dip.
vj6ll just run rr
OFF ?0R fUN-l
"BECAlSe sue DtAlS 1N
W6H streams:.'
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"Come in and look over our stock,"
said the effusive automobile sales
man to a prospective customer. "We
have lots of good buj s."
"Good-byes? exclaimed the p. c.
"Great Scott, man! I've srot a good
bye now; what I want is a heHo!"

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