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NO USE TO HIM
Fof half an hour the "working class
audience had listened" patiently to
the talented lady who was speaking
to them about economical and nour
ishing cookery. .
She had talked about eggless pud-
Mings and butterless cakes, and now
said with1 a smile: '
"I will tell you about a splendid
soup which can be made for next to
nothing. Take the, bones left bVer
from .the Sunday joint "
At that a man in the middle of the
hall rose to his feet with a disgusted
look and said to, his. mate:
' '"Ere, Bill, get ouro' this."
"What's wrong?" asked the other
in surprise. "Don't you like soup?"
"Ay, I like soupwell enough," was
the grumbler's reply, "but how many
bones does she think there are in a
half pound o liver?" Philadelphia
WHERE TIME DRAGS
Brother Frank, who is an artisti,
has been in Philadelphia for several
"Why da you do it?" he was asked.
"Because there's nothing1 to both-
er me. I can work right along with-'
"Well, wha do you find to amuse
"This is what I do: After my model
goes home I shut up the place and
take a walk until 6 o'clock; then I
go to, dinner and stay there about
three hours, and then I go to. a mov
ing picture show for about four
hoars, and then. I walk for about
eight hours, and just when I think it
is dawn I look at my watch and find
it is just 8 p. m. .and time to go to
bed." Washington Star.
'Tapa, wpn't.you buy me a, little
puppy dog to play with?"
"Why don't you play with your
"Aw, he always cries when I pull
Mj ears." N. Y. World,
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"How did you and your mamma
"We both had hard luck. I got a
new doll and mamma got a new hus
band' and they were both broke in
side of a week. Puck,